Has Jesus already returned as a Rock Star?

We here at the ODMafia are surprised and yet cautious over this story. Apparently, a child died and went to heaven and saw Jesus. He even has a book about it so that makes it more likely. However, the liberal news station showed a picture (below) of what the child claims was who he saw while in heaven!

 

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Now, in no way do we want to make fun of a child who claims to have went to heaven. However, we are wondering if Jesus has already returned and has been walking amongst us for years as a rock star!

In a side by side comparison of the artist rendition of Jesus and a few pictures of Kenny Loggins circa 1983, we see an amazing resemblance! Can Kenny Loggins be Jesus returned?  I guess that depends on how big of a fan you are of Kenny Loggins.

Proof atheists become dumber when listening to Brannon Howse

 

Proof atheists become dumber when listening to Brannon Howse

 

iTodyaso here. After a long break, I finally am back. This world needs more people like Truthslayer and me to defend our Nationalistic Religionist brethren like Brannon Howse who protect the faith once delivered. We have proof that atheists become dumber when listening to Brannon Howse! To quote an atheist:

Howse is the big cheese over at the beyond-right-wing house of delusion known as the Christian Worldview Network. I get their e-newsletters, and trust me, a more delirious exercise in concatenated crazy you will not find outside Arkham Asylum. It’s Christianity stripped down to its ugliest, basest form: ignorance, fear, and paranoia ooze from its every pixel. [1]

You can almost hear the angel weeping as this atheist sinks deeper and deep into the oozing pit of hell. I mean, here is another quote that seems at first off hand, but how close this sad atheist gets to the truth and then fails to see the truth of Brannon Howse’s version of Christianity! “Moreover, what’s funny about Howse’s whinefest is the way Howse implies that anyone criticizing him is criticizing all Christians and all Christianity. He, Howse, is Christianity, he seems to want us to think.” [2] Here the truth is stated! Moreover, here a soul is lost to atheism. Not to mention you can see the mental deterioration of this sad atheist, as he did not use a semi-colon properly!

 

 

 

[1] http://atheistexperience.blogspot.com/2009/02/hilarious-self-importance-of-brannon.html

 

[2]  Ibid Emphasis added to show the atheist’s improper grammar.

Yet another evil plot….

Lactose intolerance

Bible believin conservatives…

We at the ODMafia clearly reject any liberal verses in the bible that could be taken out of context:

‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no commandment greater than these.” – Jesus (Mark)

For the entire law is fulfilled in keeping this one command: “Love your neighbor as yourself.” St Paul (Galatians)

Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins. St Peter (1 Peter)

Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you,Jesus (Matthew)

Only liberals would adhere to such unAmerican bible verses.

Truthslayer

John Armstrong OVERTLY attacks Online Discernment Ministries

It does not take ODMafia long before we detect OPPOSERS. We know an opposer from a mile away. They pretend to be biblical but really they are opposing true discernmentalism. Just recently John Armstrong of Act3Online posted “Every Idle Word.”

He cunningly posted the following with direct aim at ODMafia “…you must give an account on judgment day for every idle word you speak. The words you say will either acquit you or condemn you”  He dares challenge Truthslayer!

I stand incensed.

Opposer-of-the-truth-easy-on-emergent-John-Armstrong-possibly-liberal stoops even lower suggesting  “Gossip, …is idle talk… careless speech. It may be malicious and it may even be true.” Mr. John-liberal-(possibly communist) Armstrong – online discernment ministries survive on this basis!

We have itching ears that need to be fed.

Our status quo is to  practice “rip and read” attack tactics (try your best to say that phrase fast!)

Please note that careless speech in Online Discernment circles is called RESEARCH John! Get it together!

Finally, true believers need only know that maturity means haphazardly researched articles, undermining ministries and learning about the latest heresy. We can easily disregard 1000s of years of the Christian faith, theology and history with casual disregard….ignorance is our strength.

Finally John –  your church is that it is too small!

Truthslayer

PS We believe that John Armstrong needs to begin listening to consevative talk shows radio like Shawn Hannity to grasp the truth.