I agree with Don Jobson that there indeed was a demon-summoning at the Super Bowl as:
“I myself have been a forty-five year student of the satanically inspired, centuries-old conspiracy to use government, education, and media to destroy every vestige of Christianity within our society and establish a new world order. Having read at least fifty books on the Illuminati, I am convinced that it exists and can be blamed for many of man’s inhumane actions against his fellow man during the past two hundred years.”
It has come to my attention that several mockers have attacked the purity of our Pope of our Truth Wars John MacArthur (P. B. U. H.) with libel and slander to them I say repent. Don’t they know that bearing false witness is a sin and that the only way for a Christian to settle a disagreement with an offending person is to contact them in person with 2 or 3 witnesses? The Bible is CLEAR about this.
Where was I—oh yeah I was adding to Don Jobson’s excellent discernmentalization about a most offensive person—Taylor Swift’s friend Ice Spice and her sinisterly satanic and New Agey hand signs. What’s next…pagan mysticism…pornographic divination. Blasphemy! I hope this clears up what’s really going on.
One of our Research Robot Monkeys (TM) stumbled across this—you have the qualling and you have the qualifying:
Steven Furtick has long been a bane to the Evangelical church on the basis of his own self-admission: he’s unqualified for the pastorate. He literally wrote the book on it in response to MacArthur’s one word (PBUI) answer when asked what his thoughts (PBUT) were on Furtick. Yet, rather than reassess whether or not he would be qualified per Scripture’s own stance, Steven Furtick doubled down in his pride with a publishing deal.
MacArthur (PBUH) does not have any higher earned degrees. Though MacArthur (PBUH) is about 40 years older than Furtick, so clearly has quite a bit more experience as an author and teacher. So why unqualified? Unqualified for what? I don’t know much about the two pastors or their relationship, but MacArthur’s comment (PBUI) seemed ungracious and unnecessarily unkind.
Don’t they know that ungracious and unkind is the way of the Discernmentalist. Remember we’re always right.
In a poll of epic proportions, Discernmentalists declare John MacArthur (PBUH) more like Jesus than the Pope. No wonder a Woke mob is coming after him (PBUH). It mustn’t be because he (PBUH) covered up and fostered an environment that enabled child abuse in his church (PBUT). Oh no, it must be because they can’t use scripture to refute his doctrines (PBUT) on women pastors and homosexuality. I went through their follows and likes. Full of women “teachers” and LGBT groups. Same playbook as the Pharisees used to crucify and silence Jesus Christ.
Twitter Files Revelation # 9: Get ready…loading: Elon Musk has now exposed Bigfoot proving that Bigfoot; the FBI; the CIA and the late, great Ken Silva (our affectionate uncle and mentor) all colluded in order to silence me from revealing his secret identity and further blessing the world in knowing the person behind the greatest discernmentalist site in all of history behind ours—of course! This is Major NEWS—why isn’t the Media covering this instead of NFL False flags and crisis actors programmed to believe the holograms on the TV depicted an injured football player. I know all sports injuries are hoaxes because I’ve played football many times with John MacArthur (PBUH) and we’ve never once gotten injured. It must be because the Media is covering this up. All I can say is thanks to Elon Musk and the Twitter Files: Bigfoot is Toast!
When we just read that—we were shocked and mortified beyond belief… how can someone who has so much theological knowledge take a stand against the Bible? You catch that he (PBUH) said: “all religions of the world are satanic” which includes the Calvinist religion* in the word “all.” How could the Pope of the Truth War (PBUH) have fallen like that? Doesn’t he (PBUH) know that the Calvinist religion and not Jesus is the Gospel? For shame!
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Every time Moore publishes something I’m glad the SBC fired him. He’s right where he should be among the bitter evangelical left like CT that can’t forgive the 90% of evangelicals who reject his socialism.
Moore will become more bitter as he realizes that the evangelical left represented by CT, The Gospel Coalition and David French are less than 10% of evangelicals and his audience is a puny fraction of the SBC. The only people who care about his jeremiads are those who hate Christians, like the Atlantic. Moore justifies their hatred.
—Roger “My capitalism is God” McKinney
Silly me and here I thought the evangelical left were folks like Jim Wallis and Sojourners. And now I learn that no, the evangelical left includes everyone to the left of Hagee or Jeffries or Copeland. And we know they are Leftists because: …they go to leftwing, Christian hostile outlets like MSNBC, CNN, Washington Post, etc, regularly. French writes for the Atlantic sadly enough! Does it make more sense that they are sincerely seeking to correct wayward Christians with the purpose of bringing them back into the fold or are there ulterior motives for going to these outlets with their ‘jeremiads’ which seems only to reinforce what the viewers of those outlets want to hear- anti Christian rhetoric.
I may disagree slightly that I think there still remains a select few at CT, TGC that haven’t completely capitulated to the spirit of the age, but I think their time there is probably quickly coming to an end. And when that happens then I think they will have lost all credibility, but until that happens I hold out hope. It makes me wonder if French or Moore get paid to appear on anti-Christian media?
Thankfully our great Man of God (who defied Covid protocols and let the virus spread because pro-life is pro-love)—the Pope of all Truth John MacArthur (PBUH) would never appear on any leftwing, Christian outlet like MSNBC, CNN, Washington Post, etc, regularly.*
Standing right with the right-wing of Christian friendly outlets,
Advertising Agencies (if you watch national commercials) are purposely featuring 50% or more of every commercial you see have all black actors or at least a black actor within the commercial. In fact the first commercial that airs within a stop set will feature black actors. When our country wasn’t viewed as “racist”, advertising on a national level—campaigns were built on population percentages, so it would be normal to see more white actors in commercials than Latino, Black, or Asian. Currently with America’s white population at 63%, 18% Latino, 13% Black, and 6% Asian, America’s Ad Agencies are controlling the WOKE and CRT narrative by forcing at least 50% of all national commercials featuring black Americans, not to mention giving the LGTBQ community a front seat to build “normalcy”—while ignoring the majority of Latino and Asian Americans.Tell me who’s actually pushing a racist narrative? What happened to simply be equal with inalienable rights—as Americans truly are? I love people. I love my neighbor, and I don’t see “skin color”. Sadly many do now. – LeeBertAryan
I’m not racist because I own a Chinese dog—white power. Is there nothing safe from the CRT/LGBTwoke agenDurs. Woke up sheeples. Why do everyone but us live in fear?
More Proof* *-Sermon: A sermon is an oration or lecture by a preacher (who is usually a member of clergy). Sermons address a scriptural, theological, religious, or moral topic, usually expounding on a type of belief, law, or behavior within both past and present contexts. Elements of the sermon often include exposition, exhortation, and practical application. The act of delivering a sermon is called preaching.
A little leavening and a Slice of Laodicea later and a dose of Pyromaniacs added to the lump pointed this out to us:
Joni shared the struggle she’s had as her affliction has forced her to confront the corruption in her own heart. She has had cancer, she has severe chronic pain — just think about that for a moment — she has constant daily struggles. But in it, Joni has found a hope to hang on to that is very different than the focus of most prominent Charismatic leaders: Jesus, the Gospel, heaven. Joni shared that she and her husband Ken talk about pain being splashovers of Hell. Then what are splashovers of Heaven? Not happy days, they concluded, but finding Jesus in the splashovers of Hell.
In fact, one of the most poignant reflections Joni shared (in my words) was that a new, healthy body is not what she is most looking forward to about resurrection life. What she most looks forward to is the full healing of her heart, the final removal of its remaining corruptions and temptations. In other talks she has said that she plans to thank Jesus for her wheelchair, and for what He has taught her through it. It calls to mind Solzhenitsyn’s “Bless you, prison, for being my life.”
She noted that Jesus was never “about” healing; alluding to Mark 1, she noted that when healings threatened to take focus away from His preaching, He would move on.
The late Ken Silva of Apprising Ministries and his Christian Research Network noted that Joni was part of the Women of Faith Conference and that at another conference: Ruth Haley Barton, a contemplative mystic, will be attending. At this conference— the Assembly of God “Believe” conference event in Orlando, Florida, August 5-9, 2013, along with Franklin Graham, Christine Caine of Hillsong, Australia, Judah Smith, and Joni Eareckson Tada, among many others.
All we have to say is why John why? Why slip into the emerging Emergent church apostasy that promotes such heretical things like God is love and God is for salvation?
Keen discernmentalist blogger writes “Oh the dull of hearing! Any Christian who states he didn’t think Obama was a unbeliever and not a Christ follower is plain ignorant, or worse yet a liar. We have known his politics and cohorts for years. You are who you hang around with. He may be not be Muslim as some say, and he isn’t the anti-christ. But his sporit is a anti-christ spirit of these prophetical days we live in. Its not at all surprizing with our Laodicean church age and the doctrines of devils in our church today being readily believed by those who say they read and follow the Word of God.” Insightful responses include: “Thanks to Our Holy Pope of all Truth and over the Truth WarDr. John MacArthur (PBUH) for having the courage to say the obvious. Everyone knows Obama is not Christian but no one else has the courage to proclaim it…”
Strange that when former President Bush lied about WMDs, invaded TWO different countries on lies, pretext and worse…. Evangelicals stood by our biblicalwar-mongering then President. Why? Bush claimed to be born again. Bush is a Republican. Therefore, IF you claim to be born again, and Republican you get a free pass to practice lawlessness….and ignore the teachings of Jesus. Besides we must simply remember that Jesus said that democrats cannot be Christian…it says so in the Beatitudes of our Truth War Bible.
“This is a time to remember the sacrifices made for us and hold all who suffer close to our hearts,” they wrote. “Yet it is also a time to rejoice, give thanks for the Resurrection, and unite with Christians around the world in proclaiming, ‘Christ has risen; He has risen indeed.’ We wish all who celebrate a blessed and joyful Easter.”
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