John MacArthur caught in gay scandal, found not true
A recent controversy over this supposedly “gay” picture of John MacArthur cavorting openly with a homosexual turns out not to be as it appears. When this picture was sent to me without context I assumed right off that John MacArthur had turned gay. Fortunately this picture is John MacArthur only playing basketball. We want to be clear, John MacArthur is NOT gay and this is not a gay photo of him.
Without context a picture tells the true story… and in a court of a law I find him guilty….
especially if I get to interpret the story for you to fit my own stigmatization of society…. even though I was not at the actual shooting of the picture. You guys can only see the log in my eye and not yours. Yours log is much bigger than mine.
Hi, this is Drew. I love your site, honestly. It’s so haha. It cracks me up every time.
I’m not commenting on this post in particular, but rather I wanted to get in touch with you to send you a little (mp3) song I wrote and recorded about Hell(don’t worry, it reflects the TRUTH upheld on this blog) lol.
So I think you would REALLY like it a lot and I would really like for you to hear it and let me know what you think. Just for a good time. You will laugh till you wet yourself (well maybe not wet yourself, but). Anyway is there any way I can send it to you for review? It’s a parody of “Lord I Lift Your Name on High” but instead…”Hell, We turn Your Heat on High”. Like I said, you’ll love it.
Drew
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Without context a picture tells the true story… and in a court of a law I find him guilty….
especially if I get to interpret the story for you to fit my own stigmatization of society…. even though I was not at the actual shooting of the picture. You guys can only see the log in my eye and not yours. Yours log is much bigger than mine.
Tell me who really has the bigger log?
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I am beginning to think you have log envy….
I. Todyaso
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See now your touting the humanistic “hottie” theology of Freud. Sexualizing your theology to fit the needs of your inner self.
:-).
Really, when your in Minnesota look me up.
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Hi, this is Drew. I love your site, honestly. It’s so haha. It cracks me up every time.
I’m not commenting on this post in particular, but rather I wanted to get in touch with you to send you a little (mp3) song I wrote and recorded about Hell(don’t worry, it reflects the TRUTH upheld on this blog) lol.
So I think you would REALLY like it a lot and I would really like for you to hear it and let me know what you think. Just for a good time. You will laugh till you wet yourself (well maybe not wet yourself, but). Anyway is there any way I can send it to you for review? It’s a parody of “Lord I Lift Your Name on High” but instead…”Hell, We turn Your Heat on High”. Like I said, you’ll love it.
Drew
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O, by the way. You can reply to my email rather than here. Thanks.
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John McArthur is not gay, but he might be a closeted environmentalist!
http://www.macfound.org/site/c.lkLXJ8MQKrH/b.855245/k.588/About_the_Foundation.htm
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