Ravi thinks he can slice infinity

May 10, 2009

NewInfinity

The ODMafia research robot monkeys have been researchmentaling Ravi Zacharias and have found MORE potential emergent-heresy-nonsense. Using H-Raytechnology we discovered that Ravi has been referring to a series of articles under the guise of Slice of Infinity. We at ODMafia KNOW for a fact that one CANNOT slice infinity. 6 years ago ODM’s from across North America spent 6 billion dollars attempting to slice infinity. It cannot be done. In fact the mere mention of Slice of Infinity suggests that Ravi can do what most mortals cannot – slice up the things that are infinite…we believe this is tantamount to a claim of divinity! We will NOT tolerate such a claim.

We have attempted to phone Ravi 3.4 million times in hopes that he would fess up and repent. Gone are the days and golden years of perfect apologists who would never claim to slice infinity. So far he remains silent.

Editors note: H-Rays is a reference to the heresy rays that emanate from heretics and  heresy detection discovered several years ago by discernmentalists and put to use hunting for heretics. Thus, the H-Ray detector detects heretics.


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