Truth Trek – A Series Resurrected! Gregory Boyd the new enemy!

May 8, 2009


Truth Trek, is easily the summer movie by which all of 2009’s will be measured by! The original show featured online discermentalists busting heads for truth thru-out the galaxy and battling aliens, emergents, liberals, people mistaken as liberals, conservatives etc and vaporizing them if doctrine did not pass the H-Ray detector test.

Today, we see Truth Trek resurrected, remade, redone, redeux! Based on the original series written and co-authored by numerous ODMs to create this summer blockbuster. In this movie they battle against Romulan bad-boy named Gregory Boyd who subscribes to Open Theism. Our fellow truthwarriors using Enlightenment/Modern thought (often confused for truth) injected into their theology fight people they believe are bad guys through wormholes, time travel and blackholes (ie essentially the usual sci-fi gobbly-gook disguising presumption, misquoting and character assassinations).

Old School truth-trekkers will enjoy this movie with the same-old same old action, presuppositions, quotations and glib remarks. “Get a backbone” a popular classic TRUTH TREK line is used several times as is “absolute truth of the bible” which will warm the hearts of many a nostaligic viewer.

* Editors note: H-Ray = heresy detection device first created in the 1960s Truth Trek series.

Still doing the opposite – Jehovah’s Witness proclaim bad news for all!

May 8, 2009

george copyThe ODMafia research robot monkeys have discerned that for all the hours Jehovah’s Witnesses expend going door to door proclaiming the BAD NEWS of Armageddon….they are still coming up with a lot of NO’s, DOOR SLAMS, or potential victims hiding behind their curtains pretending NOT to be home….

Why? Perhaps it is their ELITE track record of End of the World Predictions…that are almost always spot on!

Armageddon is just around the corner… the Watchtower. Honest!

Armageddon predicted….








Its not the Watchtower’s fault, God’s light obviously was dimmer then and brighter now. Maybe the WTS is dyslexic? Perhaps they’re simply not good with numbers.

So we can be sure that the next date will be closer to the truth….or we can at least take comfort that the National Enquirer is just as accurate.

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