Take a Stand Ministries Creates Bible Belt

April 26, 2009


Using the latest in Bible Based Satellite (BS) technology and a bible based cloaking device secretly developed in the 1990s….Take A Stand Ministries (TSM) with over 26 years of absolute truth fighting has created a Bible Based Bible Belt. The Online Discernmentalist Mafia excited over this new bible based fashion statement quoted an unnamed spokesman from TSM “This bible based bible belt is a one size fits all bible belt made out of authentic King James Bibles seamlessly woven together. It’s all based on scripture.

The Online Discernmentalist Mafia was so IMPRESSED that we ordered  four, three for our tireless writers and one for our chief research monkey robot who is running much better now with his Windows XP service pack 2.0. He refuses to run on Vista…go figure.

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