National Pastors Convention: Rounding Up the Usual Suspects

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Slice of Laodicea (SoL) reports the “usual suspects” that are seeking to destroy the truth warriors. The Online Discernmentalist Mafia supports our gang of judgmentalists because we stick together! SoL insightfully reports  “You’ll never see as many ringleader mugshots of the emerging evangelical apostasy as you will on this page promoting the National Pastors Convention.”

Here is what the the Online Discernmentalist Mafia has discovered borrowing our H-Ray Detector (remember H stands for Heresy) from Apprising Ministries. Why can’t we see the ring leaders other than at the Nation Pastors Convention? We have discovered that the Emerging Apostasy Ringleaders have used the latest in cloaking devices based on episode 26 of season 3 of Star Trek when Kirk stole the cloaking device from the Romulans. They spent $100 dollars buying season 3 from Walmart and $12.2 Billion to build the device. The good news is that the Emerging Apostasy Ringleaders or as they liked to refer to themselves (EAR) had a financial collapse due to the cost and sophistication of their covert operation.

We would like to finally note that these emerging impostors do not have an EAR for the ODM gospel.

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