February 18, 2010
Canada’s latest discernment ministry announcement!!!!
The ODMafia is the first to note that Bob & Doug are beginning their own discernmentalist ministry (ODM). It is rumoured that they will specialize in discernmentalizing only the following: Brian Mclaren, Rob Bell and Rick Warren…. based on advice from the top discernmentalists in America. This will likely be the very best and brightest ODMs from Canada. The great white north has been holding out on us for the longest time, but this contingent of discernmentalism will probably put Canada on the map (good luck finding it)….and put a stop to those those peace & love commie hordes!
In addition Bob & Doug plan to hunt down army deserters and “discernmentalize” them on the spot! We KNOW they are all hiding in Vancouver under the guise of watching the Olympics.
PS If Bob and Doug could….they’d be voting Republican.
February 18, 2010
Everyone is aware our research robot monkeys have skills. They have observation skills, research skills, internet skills, social skills, discernmentalist skills and more. They are programmed with the best skill technology available for the 21st Century. It has come to our attention thru a secret discernmentalist observation tower that discernmentalists can actually be caught in what is called a “Discernmentalist Vortex.”
The Discernmentalist Vortex is a fluid rapidly spinning web of non-sense based on half-truths, misinformation and urban legends that spins out of control. Soon other Discernentalists pick up the same “spin/story” and begin propagating that story as truth. Truth for discernmentalists does not depend on reality, but hear-say, truncated quotes, fear mongering which is misconstrued as the absolute truth (usually buttressed by heavy weighted opinions and cherry picking bible verses). Any attempt at objectivity, balance or careful thought is rejected for the true knowledge of osmosis and presumption.
“We always suspected that this vortex existed…it was just a matter of time in finding it” said iTodyaso. Don Jobson nodded with much approval. ODMafia had various mathematical models that suggested that this vortex existed, it was simply a matter of time to prove its absolute certainty.
PS Remember what George Costanza of Seinfeld once said “…its not a lie if you believe it!”