September 14, 2014
Because HELL is hot, and we don’t want anyone mixing our ministry with actual purse wearing men (wink wink), we decided to change our name.
This message is completely endorsed by none other than mighty TRUTHSLAYER.
Defender of literalism and truthiness. Because regular truth just isn’t enough.
December 24, 2010
It’s the most Satanic time of the year. Help us out by supporting our Truth War on German Lutherans. You can continue pledging your total allegiance to us by doing this, continuing your committed support of
Bush’s illegal invasion of the Iraq war and outlawing Christmas as one of our most hallowed Discernmentalists has noted: ” Btw, if you want to see a large, lavish Christmas display in a mall… go to Dubai in the UAE! Many countries that are not Christian celebrate this holiday. That right there should tell Christians it’s not of God!”
And you wouldn’t want to do anything that non-Christians let alone non-Americans do. Why if you celebrate Christmas you are supporting terrorism and the terrorists. Most of all how dare anyone have fun or take pleasure and joy in anything….for fun, pleasure and joy are a sin and you know how much our God of Absolute Sovereign Wrath and commendable hatred hates sin and sinners.
So this December pray that the war on Iraq continues and that more people would open their eyes and make war on Christmas. This message is brought to you by your friendly neighborhood GOIP Committee of Concerned Citizens in conjunction with Killjoy Puritan Calvinazi Church.
November 2, 2010
Discernmentalist News: Pastorboy aka (Name withheld upon request) who insists his identity must be kept out of the Internet, had a momentary lapse of Discernmentalism. After a great time of abusing others at a local college where he told women they’re dressed like prostitutes, and he tells students that gay people will burn in hell, accidently went on to invite the gay people at the event to his church. This was fortunately realized as an oversight and resorted to name calling of those gay people who did take his offer. Source
Again, we here ephasize that Pastorboy aka (name withheld upon request), who once threatened to sue us must not be known on the Internet by his real name or the location of the church he pastors. We at the ODMafia are doing our best to keep anything like that information out of our blog. We also would hate to have him sue us for exposing Pastorboy’s true identity. And please… do not feed the monkeys.
August 6, 2010
The ODMafia Research Robot Monkeys have done it again….this time that have uncovered the GAY AGENDA. This is not just any agenda, but the official card carrying sign. Today, gays are so brazen so bold as to print their agenda on white bristolboard in black and red markers – out in the open, in public for everyone to see.
For some this will be difficult to handle, but we believe that as mighty truth warriors we need to reveal the darkness of these pagan heathens.
July 19, 2010
Number 4 in our lessons on ODM Science:
June 18, 2010
Many do not realize Bob Barker was an original ODM. Here is a clip and when you see it, you will understand completely.